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Sunset at work tonight

Sunset at work tonight








okay, storytime. At a group sleepover, there’s this girl, the most innocent thing you’ve ever met, k? She nods off on the couch early on in the night. As everyone’s getting ready to play cards, my friend leans back and hears her mumbling in her sleep.

My friend motions for everyone to be quiet. The girl snuggles her blanket, smiles, and in the sweetest voice, says, “Go on, Brandon. You can jump. It’s only 30 stories.”

Once my friend sat up in the middle of the night and yelled “stay the fuck away from me” while another got up and went to the bathroom. Next thing we know we hear “oh shit” and the toilet is broken.

One time when my friend and I had been doing mission work at a warehouse place, and we were in charge of throwing away all the expired, moldy desserts, like cake and pies and pastries and such. So we had been working ALL DAY. We reeked of strawberries and icing when it was all said and done. We got back to the hotel and basically collapsed in the bed. My friend was totally out. So I’m still getting ready for bed and everything, and after I finish brushing my teeth, I start walking towards my bed, and suddenly my friend shoots up and yells, “NO MORE DESSERTS!!” and lies back down without another word.

, and I were having a sleepover after going to a fallout boy concert. Avalon and I kept talking after tati had fallen asleep, and around three in the morning, she shoots up and says, “I don’t I can’t his face I can’t I won’t…. I dont even KNOW what boobs look like.” We’re all girls.

My aunt woke up to a ripping sound once and saw my uncle standing up by their bed ripping their lace curtains into strips. He was still dead asleep. When she asked my uncle what was happening he said “We need bandages for the war!” Apparently he thought he was on the Revolutionary War battle field as a medic and was trying to help people who were dying. My uncle didn’t remember any of it the next morning

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everything personal


everything personal


“Ok so why the fuck…..”
— Usually said by someone who is about to make a valid point while simultaneously asking you a rhetorical question (via guy)

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